Chapter 2293
After all, just now they were coming here in no particular order, every now and then, but just a short while ago suddenly no one came down.
"Ling'er, Eldest Uncle, you are really here, I've finally found you." Lin Hao saw a group of spirits in the shadows next to the Naihe Bridge, and was surprised to see them close, great, they were all here, they didn't drink the Mengpo soup, but stayed here and didn't leave.
When everyone heard the commotion and looked over, they almost didn't all piss themselves when they saw Lin Hao.
Lin Rui went straight to bed: "Shit, how come you're dead too, Xiao Hao? Shit, I thought the crisis was over!"
"It's over, Xiao Hao is even dead, it looks like it's hopeless, I guess the rest of them have given their souls away."
"The patriarch has come too, the heavens have killed my Lin family!"
Lin Hao's arrival made their already grief-stricken mood even more grief-stricken.
"Brother, you're here, is the family alright, how is mother." Lei Ling pounced towards Lin Hao and jumped into his arms, a smile finally appeared on his face, had brother finally come to see his last face?
Lei Ling knew that Lin Hao was a regular customer here, her brother would be fine, not so for them, but she was content to see her brother one last time.
"They're all fine, Fairy Green Shirt helped out and wiped out most of the immortal slaves, the rest ran away, good thing we won." Lin Hao dotingly stroked Lei Ling's head.
"Since we won and the fairies all stepped in, how come you're hanging?" Lin Rui couldn't help but ask after him, he had won, but how did this kid die?
"I killed myself." Lin Hao shrugged helplessly.
"Shit!" Many people greeted in unison, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
Even Lei Ling couldn't help but feel distressed, "Brother you don't have to fight so hard just to see me one last time, right? It must be very painful, right?"
"Nonsense can it not hurt?" Lin Hao gestured at the door of his heart, "Right here, use my sword to pierce down with one blow, directly through the heart, do you think it hurts?"
"You stupid bastard." Lin Rui was so angry that he threw a slap at Lin Hao's head: "What's wrong with you killing yourself properly, I still need you to use this? I still need you to use this? You're not a retard!"
The others also spoke up to rebuke Lin Hao, thinking that Lin Hao was committing suicide himself.
Hearing their words, Lei Ling and Lin Hao both couldn't help but laugh.
"Laughing, laughing, what the hell are you guys laughing, forget it, I'm too lazy to scold, there's no use, anyway, dead is dead, I guess the corpse is cold." Lin Rui was also so pissed off that he wanted to die, only to find out that he was already dead in the first place.
"You guys can rest assured, although brother is here too, he is able to go back, he came over this time especially to give us a final ride and see us one last time." Lei Ling smiled and shook his head.
Lin Hao also patted his chest and said, "Yes, I'm familiar with this place, to be honest, I've been here several times, see that granny over there? I know her well."
"Fuck you, get out of my way when you're done talking, don't get in my way! You think this is a backyard garden, but now you've come in a group for sightseeing!" The Meng woman had obviously heard Lin Hao's words and was furious, you can't be this excessive, there are hundreds of souls here.
As a result, she couldn't give them any soup if they had anything to do with this guy, so she simply kicked them aside, not seeing them and not bothering them, but looking at them was just unpleasant, after all, she couldn't eat them.
"Do you really know her? Pretty ah, you kid bully ah, really can go back." Lin Rui and the others all stared in awe, although the fierce wife's tone towards Lin Hao was also very unkind, they could still hear it, these two really knew each other.
"Alright, excuse me ha Queen Mother Hou Tu, you go about your business, I'll leave after nagging for a while." Lin Hao accompanied with a smile, there was nothing he could do, he was not afraid to skulk back and forth by himself, but this time this family of several hundred people were here.
Chapter 2294
"You kid is really good ah." Lin Rui patted Lin Hao's shoulder, and shook his head a little sadly: "Okay, before I always look at you displeased, after you Ya came to the old me have become a charge to send, the old mother basically did not hurt me."
"Come on, you guys don't have to hold back your laughter, I'm just too old to still need motherly love, what? Now, there's no one to complain about you, she's also your grandmother, so be good to your grandmother for me, you hear me? Otherwise, I'll be a ghost even now. I'd be a ghost now. I'm not going to let you get away with this."
"It's quite sudden when you think about it, you say that one moment you are still sleeping at home, only to have the enemy suddenly come to your door, and pop, just as quickly, just like that, you are dead." Lin Rui rambled on endlessly, and Lin Hao listened carefully and attentively.
The people next to him also disliked Lin Rui's rambling, but as they listened they all fell silent.
Yes, they were sorry that they had died like this, that they hadn't done many things, but they had to admit it.
"Uncle you are too nagging you, my ears are getting calloused."
"Damn you, the last time I got to fish, you can't let me finish nagging you once?" Lin Rui was exasperated enough by Lin Hao, the ungrateful offspring.
"No, if you want to nag, can we go back and nag? It's not nice to get in the way of someone's old lady's work." Lin Hao also reacted, these people should have come early, Meng did not let them drink the soup, but drove them to the side, the meaning could not be more obvious.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Everyone exclaimed in unison, their voices all jerked up several decibels, appearing shrill and unmistakable.
"Can you really go back? Not teasing your eldest uncle? You guys are so close? Say, did you sell your sex, you brat!" Lin Rui did not believe it at all, and even more so, he stared at Lin Hao with a deadly glare: "How can you even dare to say that?"
Boom!
Lin Rui was directly slapped to the ground by a slap that appeared out of thin air, and a large human-shaped crater directly appeared on the ground, Lin Rui and the large crater were tightly matched.
Many people couldn't help but scowl fiercely, this wife was too fierce.
Lin Hao, on the other hand, laughed and cursed to, "Deserved, really deserved, it's not good to offend anyone but the Hou Tu Niang Niang, don't you think so, Niang Niang?"
The Meng woman coldly glared at Lin Hao without speaking.
Lin Hao coughed awkwardly, "Then what, Niang Niang, you call out to Little Black and Little White, please bother them both, we hurry back ah, lest you look at us here and can not arrange, but also look at the distraction is not."
Meng Ma laughed coldly, "Since you've come, don't go back, stay and work for me."
Lin Rui and the others didn't feel much, after all, they didn't believe that they could still go back after they had all died and come to the Nine Underworlds? As long as Lin Hao could go back, there was still hope that he could continue the incense, which would be the best outcome.
But Lin Hao quit: "Your Majesty, what do you mean by that? I'm begging you, let them go back, they didn't die at the end of their lives, if you have any conditions, as long as I can fulfill them, I'll fulfill them for you, okay?"
If he couldn't take them back, wouldn't he have stabbed himself in the back for nothing? Besides, he couldn't just stand by and watch his sister get beaten up like that anyway.
Was it going to be his turn? To struggle to find his sister's reincarnation!
"That's what you said, right? I didn't force you, old lady!"
"No, absolutely not, I did it all voluntarily, so can I bother you to force me, Mother, I feel very much at home, I'm not at all aggrieved, I'm definitely not being forced." Lin Hao hurriedly responded with a cross face.
"Get lost, talk as if you are so aggrieved." Meng was furious enough, what is to sell a good girl even after getting a bargain, this guy was typically selling a good girl even after getting a bargain.
"You owe me ten conditions, let's not mention them now, they can go back, but I can tell you, those who die by self-explosion lose their physical bodies, they can't come back to life even if they go back, they can only be wandering souls, and wandering souls stranded on earth will not take long to go up in smoke, never to recover." Meng said very clearly that those who blew themselves up could not go back, but only the body remained before they could go back.